Legal

I, Jamie Skinner, here-to-fore refered to as "I", have certain rights while [Your Name], here-to-fore refered to as "you" have certain rights. These rights are enumerated below.

Please repeat after me:

• "I will not sit stand or lie down"
• "I will not cover any targets"
• "I will not run, jump or climb"
• "I will hold the laser with both hands"

Oh wait... those are the rules for laser tag. My bad. Okay.

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And this is all super legally binding and whatever ™℠®©